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What if birds had wheels for legs

mydogsnokes:

And every time they wanted to fly they had to take off like an airplane

(via luftnarp)

New favourite joke:

2dizzi:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

These are fucking great

(via averypottermormon)

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

image

(via averypottermormon)

homewreckingwhore:

Im sorry
ilvalentinos:

#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend

ilvalentinos:

#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend

(Source: forassgard, via averypottermormon)

plasmatics-life:

Dragon Mist | China (by Marcel Proust )

plasmatics-life:

Dragon Mist | China (by Marcel Proust )

(via flauschvieh)

(Source: 80plays, via luftnarp)

ottery:

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ✿ ❀
it will be ok dude

(via captainshroom)

"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"
- Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(Source: hermione-ganja, via luftnarp)

everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

(Source: psicreepy, via tricky-pineapple)