hic sunt dracones

daenystormborn:

What we need’s a diversion

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Horatio

literarystarbucks:

Horatio goes up to the counter with two buddies of his. They all want to split a venti white chocolate mocha, and decide amongst themselves that since Horatio is the only one who went to college, he should do the actual ordering. Horatio orders. When he turns back around, everyone else in the Starbucks is dead.

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via misslampface)

Platonic relationships are great and all

goodmorningbalthazar:

but I prefer Socratic relationships

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allaboutmyths:

Bacchus and Ariadne

allaboutmyths:

Bacchus and Ariadne

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dauntingtext asked: Howdy! I loved the 'Don't Stop Me Now' cover from the Orient Express- do you know if there is going to be a proper recording of it that one could purchase? Or sheet music, at least?

doctorwho:

Hello, we don’t have a link to it for sale, but here’s the full performance from Foxes’ YouTube channel.

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

(via averypottermormon)

You got much experience with a vessel like this?

(Source: himmelst, via slayerklaus)